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Dream of Sanity....
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In some kind of bizarre attempt to be funny I have convinced people that I am on the Zoloft patch. I realize that there is no such thing, but it's so fun to explain to them some bullshit story about participating in a control group like some human Guinea pig. I have even considered wearing a small round band-aid on my arm to simulate the 'patch' and add some legitimacy to my story. I go on to explain that I could have the placebo and not even really be getting the anti-depressant, which seems to alarm them somewhat. Explaining the differences between an SRI and MAOI. I sometimes tell them that I am joking...but I usually go off on some tangent and forget to mention it. I am certain that they start to let their minds wander about how one would go about getting into a study group for psycho meds and that I am probably a total loon. In reality, I am not insane. Sure, I have stalked people and considered exhuming a body out of curiosity, but doesn't everyone? The only indication that there might be something wrong with me is that I get a real kick out of telling people I am on the Zoloft patch...and that in itself makes me crazy. |
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